Simplify and Add Tackiness. 

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08/02/2015 at 15:27 • Filed to: None

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And ugly seats, and that scary clown steering wheel.


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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 15:29

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Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 15:32

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The steering wheel may be the least offensive thing in that picture.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/02/2015 at 15:33

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This is so much better.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 15:35

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It’s not bad (although the grey ruins it) but apart from the steering wheel, the new one is just sort of...better.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/02/2015 at 15:37

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It isn’t, it might be better built and have more functions, but it lacks understated class that the S-Class always had.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 15:42

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Kinja'd!!! Vítor > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 15:43

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The S-Class interior is just ridiculous busy, it may be the best in the world when it comes to materials and comfort, but it is ugly. The new 7-Series interior is clean, minimalistic and tastefull, the same for the A8. But the XJ’s and Ghost’s interiors are masterpieces when it comes to design


Kinja'd!!! Vítor > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 15:48

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I quite liked the last gen S-Class interior. It felt like a lot of stuff was happening, which is right for a Mercedes flagship, but it didn’t looked like it.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 15:49

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I fucking hate Benz, but that interior is fucking sweet. Looks like a super high end bar hahaha


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2015 at 15:50

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That’s the problem, no Mercedes should have that level of tackiness.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > lone_liberal
08/02/2015 at 15:50

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Everything is offensive in that picture.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 15:54

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It’s not tacky! It looks like the kinda place where people wear $5k suits and order this type of thing:

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I wanna party in a new S-Class!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 15:57

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*Can’t stand anything Mercedes is doing right now*

That whole car is an over-styled mess. All Mercs are now.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2015 at 15:57

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This is more my thing.

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/02/2015 at 15:57

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Yes, thank you!


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 15:58

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What’re you, 90?

-a Cadillac owner


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2015 at 16:01

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25, but probably mentally 85.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 16:01

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Well that's your problem.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 16:02

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I honestly don't think someone could pay me to drive one. I saw a new C Class in person and was honestly disgusted with the design and how blobby it was. Shame because the previous gen looked great.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2015 at 16:04

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You know who else liked the interior in a full-sized Mercedes?

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/02/2015 at 16:04

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I do like the previous gen E-Class, a lot.

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/02/2015 at 16:09

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And you.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
08/02/2015 at 16:10

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We’re practically the same person dontchaknow.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/02/2015 at 16:25

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lets see:

-Drives a German luxury car that is far inferior to Cadillacs

-Nebraskan

-on oppo

Yup! Same guy!


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 17:27

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+1

This E-Class with proper separated headlamps is menacing, classy, gentlemany and just BUSINESS.


Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/02/2015 at 17:43

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The GameBoy-style screens and the sorta random button layout are also pretty ehhhh.

The W220’s a nicer compromise between tech and simplicity, imo

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Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 17:53

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The new lights look like they should pop out if you squeeze the car.

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Kinja'd!!! Tohru > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 19:43

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I feel ya. It reminds me of this:

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Don’t judge - the early 00’s were hard on us all, okay?